The Hick Couple
The Chat Transcript For The Hick Couple
July 7th 1998

"Mr Mcdonald": where the sam hell are you you wench?
"Mrs McDonald": here dear
"bend": I am learnig this still
"Mr Mcdonald": have you seen the wife anyone?
oshun: not a lot really..just that guy Dis' .. wouldnt heed any advice....:-))))
"Flanders": AW should filter names
"Mr Mcdonald": shut up!!
"Mrs McDonald": alright dear
"Control":
"Mr Mcdonald": dont call me dear!!
"Mr Mcdonald": you screwed up my moonshine!!
"Mrs McDonald": how about we talk to these friendly people?
"Flanders": told dis to try america lol
"Mr Mcdonald": my botle a jack daniels is misin
"Mr Mcdonald": where the hell did you put it?
"bend": hey I lost my mouse
"Mr Mcdonald": hey, i dont wanna talk to theses jack as#@%!!
ElFMaN: bend, left click once
"Mrs McDonald": I'm sorry...I thought it was on that thare table
"Flanders": left click bend
ElFMaN: MM, watch it
"Mr Mcdonald": listen, you are not sorry!!
"Mr Mcdonald": you purposely messed up my whiskey and moonshine!!
ElFMaN: Mr, you better watch your language
"bend": I found my mouse
"Mrs McDonald": I've had just about enough of you!! I want a divorce!!!
"Alberto": hola
"Mr Mcdonald": sorry there mr elf
ElFMaN: Glad to hear it bend ;o)
"Mr Mcdonald": NO!!
"Mr Mcdonald": i pay the bills!!
"Mrs McDonald": yes...
ElFMaN: haha
"Mr Mcdonald": you will not divorce me
"Alberto": hi
oshun: go for it Mrs.. take the lot...
ElFMaN: You have a strange style of role playing
"Mrs McDonald": I'd rather live on the street then with you ya cottin pickin meany
oshun: Hi Alberto.:-))
"Mr Mcdonald": who runs the tractor to pay for your purty jewelry?
"Alberto": would you like to talk
"Joe": domestic disputes?
"Mr Mcdonald": who pays the bills?
"Mrs McDonald": you know...I dun need ta take this!
"Mr Mcdonald": all you do is spend my money!!
oshun: i'll give it a go Alberto..:-)))))
"Alberto": Where do you came from?
"bend": enterainment worlds
"Mr Mcdonald": yes you do woman!!!
"Mr Mcdonald": i am the pant wearer in this family!!
"Alberto": how old?
"Mr Mcdonald": you will do as i cotton pickin say!!
"Mrs McDonald": I'm gonna move back ta Arkansas and live with my sista
oshun: a small foggy island in the northern hem.. England.:-)))))
ElFMaN: Dont start with the women bashing
"Mr Mcdonald": no your not!!
"Mrs McDonald": YEAH I am!!
"Mr Mcdonald": Jeneane dont hang around with nice ppl!!
"Mr Mcdonald": your sista is a two timin lady!!
"Mrs McDonald": she's been wannin me to get away from ya fo a long long time!!
oshun: u made a mistake there Mr.....u never dropped ur 'h'....
"Mr Mcdonald": i dont want you around that scum
"Mrs McDonald": she does what she does ta pay her bills, ya know that!
"Mr Mcdonald": yeah i know!!
"Mr Mcdonald": she calls every day
"Mr Mcdonald": yeah, well if she didnt eat and drink so much!!
"Mrs McDonald": heck, you even gave inta her once
"Mr Mcdonald": she wouldnt have to have 3 jobs!!
"Mr Mcdonald": i did not
"Flanders": sounds like my parents are online :
"bend": this is so cool
"Mrs McDonald": oh yes...ya did
"venus": hi bend
ElFMaN: Im off for now, you keep the peace oshun
"Mrs McDonald": I remember it well!!!
"Mr Mcdonald": and who pays for billy bobs edication?
"Mr Mcdonald": huh?
oshun: will try....ha!!!!!!!
"Pcgamer": how do you get the ride?
"Mr Mcdonald": Jeneane is a lying whore!!
"bend": hey venus
"Joe": how many here
"Mr Mcdonald": pardon the language missus
Mousephone: Pay to become a member, it's a standard avatar.
"Mrs McDonald": oh...she don't seem like one beside you though
"Pcgamer": damn
oshun: u need to register PCgamer.... then u can choose any av..
"Max": There is someone italian?
"Mr Mcdonald": hey!!
"Mr Mcdonald": you listen here!!
"Mrs McDonald": that's right!!!!
"Mrs McDonald": I will not listen....
"Mr Mcdonald": i am a tax paying citizen of the u s of a!!
"Pcgamer": what other avitars are there?
"TAVO": Hola a todos//as
"bend": I am itailan
"Mrs McDonald": my lawyer will call ya in the mornin
"Mr Mcdonald": i served in vietnam! *cough*
"Mr Mcdonald": no!!
"Mr Mcdonald": you cant walk out on me!!
"Mrs McDonald": I cook all yer meals!!!
"Mr Mcdonald": i am your husband!!
oshun: at the gate tehre is about 26 more to choose from....
"Mrs McDonald": yes, and ya don't act like one
"Mr Mcdonald": cause i work hard and late
"Mrs McDonald": I do all yer laundry!!!
"Mr Mcdonald": i run that durned tractor from 9 to 5 every day
"Mrs McDonald": even those there stained under drawers
oshun: peace at last....
"webdog": hi
"bend": hey PC gamer
"Mr Mcdonald": and i get you nice gifts, and i feed and clothe the children
"webdog": hi all
oshun: evening Web...:-))
"Mr Mcdonald": my underdrawers are stained cause i am in the dirt all day!!
"Mrs McDonald": I believe ya give yerself too much credit!!
"Mr Mcdonald": and i pay for Billy Bob's edication
"bend": hey web dog
"Mr Mcdonald": all you do is cook and clean
"Flanders": zzzzz
"Mrs McDonald": we have a 3 STORY FARM!!!! I have to clean it ya know!!!!
"Mr Mcdonald": now if i werent so ol' fashioned, you would get a job!!
"Mrs McDonald": takin care of you is job enough!!!
"Mr Mcdonald": and who payed for that 3 story farm?
"Mr Mcdonald": WHO PAYS THE BILLS!!
"Mr Mcdonald": i do!!
"Mrs McDonald": you needa life, all ya do is pick on me!!
"Mr Mcdonald": your durned right
"Mr Mcdonald": i give ya presents and all
"Mr Mcdonald": all you do is clean and cook
"Mrs McDonald": I'm getting outta here, you gosh durned polly wog
2ndChildhood: hi
"Mr Mcdonald": mr and mrs prescott are happy!!
"Mr Mcdonald": and mrs prescott does the same thing as you!!
"Flanders": hi 2ndchildhood
"Mr Mcdonald": you!!
"Mrs McDonald": I'm gonna call my sista and catch the next train ta Arkansas!!!!!
2ndChildhood: hi Flanders!
"Mr Mcdonald": gosh durned woman
"Mrs McDonald": Good-BYE
"Flanders": :)
"ZipMasteR": hi again
"Mr Mcdonald": fine you go ahead and leave!!
"Mr Mcdonald": you just do it!!
"Mrs McDonald": awright I will!!!
"Mr Mcdonald": se if i care!!
"ZipMasteR": is princess tia here ?
2ndChildhood: hahaha...Mr andMrs McDonald...you are so funny!
"Mr Mcdonald": go then
"Mr Mcdonald": you durned woman
"Mr Mcdonald": go!!
"Mrs McDonald": you stay out of this 2nd childhood
"Sunshine": just saw her in a different room zip
"Mr Mcdonald": leave!!
2ndChildhood: lol
"Mrs McDonald": where I come from, people stay out of everyone's affairs
"Mr Mcdonald": dont pick on the lady
"Mr Mcdonald": she is just comenting on us
"Mrs McDonald": I don't go pickin around in yer life do I 2nd?
"Mr Mcdonald": now leave beth
"Mr Mcdonald": BETH LEAVE!!
2ndChildhood: I am not interested in your affairs...but when you choose to tell us all about them, I can't help overhearing
"Mr Mcdonald": go to your sistas house
"Sunshine": she is in pata zip
"Mr Mcdonald": hey!!
"Flanders": muted them :)
"Mr Mcdonald": leave 2nd alone!!
oshun: well if ya dont want ppl commenting.. then take is else where!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mrs McDonald": I'm not tellin ya'll!!!
"Mr Mcdonald": hey!!
"Mr Mcdonald": fine im leaving!!
"Flanders": reminde me of home
katmar: brooke are you there
"Mr Mcdonald": im takin the pickup and goin
"Mrs McDonald": I'll leave before ya!!


That was taken directly from a chat with two of CMT's members. The members played Mr Mcdonald, and Mrs McDonald. The players will remain anonymous for security purposes.